Okay, I am a bit peeved. While driving home tonight I happened to look over to the west side of I44 onto one of Fort Sill's hay fields (for the horses we have, don't ask), and what did I see?
A herd of Elk.
Not just does either. There were at least three bucks, including one that was big enough to put a saddle on. I am not kidding, this guy was HUGE. He had a rack that had to be as wide as my car.
And he was standing there looking at me with that "Yes, I am the most magnificent Elk you will ever see in your life and I know you can't shoot me becuase I'm not in Season" look.
)(&@*&@_!#@%$
I hate arrogent food.
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Yes, but you drive a Prius, Mike. That's not really saying much...
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Damn, elk-jerky would rock.
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Well at least they didn't charge your car. I have a colleague in New Jersey who has had his car hit 3 times by deer, and all in the same place. Better to have arrogent food than suicidial ones.
ReplyDeleteI can't argue any of that. But my Prius does have an NRA sticker on it, which makes for great double takes from other Prius owners. I guess I don't quite fit the mold for that group. I would almost prefer a suicidial elk though, I would at least be able to get a road kill tag.
ReplyDeleteHappy Fourth to everyone from Nebraska.
And from TX. Remember, only YOU can put arrogant elk on a barbeque...
ReplyDeleteYeah, plans are already in the works to fix this "problem". Might get side-tracked though, we have an arrogant white tail deer in Nebraska also in need of re-education.
ReplyDeleteOkay, this is getting out of hand. Today there were the same elk and now they had a herd of deer with them.
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